Homemade Porn

If you’ve ever seen a video called Carlitos Way, you’ll remember some cocky young curly haired latin kid trying to get Al Pacino to meet some ’stand up guys’ by saying he’ll be quick “Boom, boom, in and out man!” Then twenty minutes later said chap who strode in boldly, chest out strutting and acting cocky loses the use of his throat and has his arm broken in a refrigerator fumbling for a beer. Unlike this chap, I left with a porn shoot under my arm with the lovely Jennifer Martin and her husband of ten years on it. Boom, boom in and out. They were a stand up couple too. While I admit, Jennifer was the real star of the show, let’s not forget without Martins boner in the mix, I would have left there empty handed and you would have been without the pleasure of seeing Jennifer getting naked and shagged.

I would have to say this was a Real Couples scene in every sense of the word. Prior to turning up on any shoot, I am paranoid that the shoot will go to waste if the guy gets stage fright and can’t get it up. There was none of that going on here today. As a matter of fact, I turned up in Nottingham (where they live) an hour late and time was a ticking towards the hour they had to pick up their tiny woman after school. I kept the social niceties to a minimum and let them get on with it in my new way of working where we do the hard first, pictures on the interim and the soft version last. This way works best for all concerned.

I could not have hoped for a better shoot. U could dl that they were still into each other, convincing me they were doing Real Couples for all the right reasons. Mark was a hero, but then how could he fail with a fit wife like Jennifer? I remember joking about them working on more kids when Mark did his facial (a strong squirty one) and there we have it, 1 sexy lovin’ and a pop shot in the mouth later, I was outta there. Boom, boom. In and out guy, cruising back to London on a wonderful summers day, listening to 80’s soul weekender tunes. Mark also did a sperm pie inside Jennifer on the soft version, even though u can’t download it , just thought I’d share that with you.

I arrived at Prague airport where I was picked up by Karl and his friend/ assistant Maurice who were both pleased to download I had arrived and whisked me straight to the hotel to check in at The White House and guess who should be there, shooting in the same hotel as moi? None other than porn legend Rocco Siffredi. Jazz was also there as he was working for Rocco. It’s ironic that Jazz started out with me years before then my first time in Czech, Jazz is there with Rocco in the same buildiong as me. Plans were made to me Lucia, the first of my shoots slated for Real Couples who wanted to meet me over dinner, without Maurice because she didn’t want to be crowded out with guys talking about the business or typical guy things.

Any doubts about Karl having a girlfriend where cast aside when we arrived at the restaurant 15 minutes late and Karl was greeted by a scowling pretty 20 year old who appeared to be polite so as not to offend me. I could tell this was no porno star union of sorts by the way they acted around each other. Lucia is strikingly adorable and not a typical porno model as she appeared to be quite innocent which belied her intelligence. She was also very yummy as she brought me home made cookies and strawberries to my room later that night. I was blown away by this gesture and believe Karl has found himself a rather special young woman.

The next day was the start of my first two shoots. The first one was Lucia and Karl . Being the pro that Karl is, there was no funny stuff the night previous so as not to affect his performance. Karl admitted that this was going to be difficult for him but assured me he couldn’t do it for anyone else but me and I knew where he was coming from. Unlike any other job, this was personal and I felt honored for that. I also have faith enough in Karl that he was going to be fine.

It was funny, but prior to the shoot, Lucia asked me if it was true if I wanted Karl to lick her arse hole. “Hell, yeah”. She thought this was weird, but I explained my reasons and she cooperated saying that I was the director and she will do as she was told. I told her no. She is the director, I am the 1 who is privileged to movie them doing what they would do in private. She agreed she will try this. I could tell both of them were timid, which worked in my favor as this is what adds the ambiance to the film which was a fairly straight forward affair. They stripped each other off, kissing, caressing, sucking, fucking, anal lingus and Karl rounded off with an internal sperm shot in her pussy and she sucked his jizz coated man meat as Karls cream dripped and ran out of her muff. First shoot in the bag within a couple of hours. I couldn’t have hoped for a smoother shoot.

Off to Belper in deep Derbyshire to shoot the lovely Sarah Wright and her fella Jay for Real Couples. It was a really nice day and the happy couple offered to do it outdoors in an open field where they did it before. Sarah also was going to give anal a go as I found out when I got there and jay informed me she was sitting down with a rump plug in her bum. Sarah doesn’t like doing anal and I told her, although I would prefer it, not to feel pressured by it. I know she wasn’t doing it just for the money as she was offered more money by bigger producers and she turned it down. The other reason she did it was for Jay. Since they don’t do it off camera (until just recently when Sarah had a drunken moment) this was going to be a rare treat for her man and for us voyeurs out there who like to view things go in and out of pretty girls pretty bum holes. By the time we get to the field on a narrow stretch of private country lane, jay noticed water was gushing out of my car. Great!

We proceeded with the shoot as a couple of passers by nearly caught us, or rather did and just moved swiftly on with out further to do, though I’m sure it didn’t do Sarah any favors when considering the anal she was building up to. All in all a good horny scene rounded off with Jay popping off in Sarah’s bum with her on top in missionary position. If cumming in the twat is a sperm pie, is cumming in the arse a chocolate eclair? Well this is what Jay did, but there was no chocolate and he gaped her arse. I think Sarah was quite impressed nay even shocked with herself when she watched the footage back. What a sporting couple.

I filmed this friendly couple somewhere deep in the South of London. Can’t say where as it might give the game away and their names are obviously stage names but this much I can say, they are both producers of adult material in their own right, which I thought was a bit fo a coup personally, especially when you consider this was their first video together for any producer ever. I felt honoured for that.

Another observation I noted was Jim was a bit shy despite being behind the camera for so long in charge of things directing it felt strange to be on the other side (tell me about it). The great thing about them though, Jims nerves aside (Lara took to it like a duck to water) they did a bloody good show. Lara is very sexy with her all natural looks and nice hooters and very hot. Hmmm. U could feel the heat between these two as Jim shagged Lara from the lounge to the stairs to the bedroom.

Todays shoot took place in Chesterfield and was brought to my attention by Lee Henshaw. I was a bit concerned that the presence of a high profile porn star would undermine the integrity of this series but then felt justified when Lucies fiancee agreed to participate.

Lucy and Chubb are planning on getting married in five months from this month and Chubb proved to be a game on dude. It’s rare to find a guy who is not insecure about his missus shagging another man but as the story goes, he was supportive of her getting into the adult industry and Lee is like an advisor/ friend/ part time fuck buddy and friend to this happy couple. By the way, she reminds me of Melanie Sykes, though I’m sure this will be subjective to some of you who don’t think likewise.